Weird stuff to knit

Not that I would particularly call it weird, but I have only seen one other one on the www. and that was a good couple of years after I made mine.
I have never seen a pattern, nor to I think that there will EVER be a pattern for this. It's just TOO damned weird.

However, it does have a purpose. Whenever someone becomes a little too relaxed in the society of Mr Jack Daniels (no relation...but a VERY good friend), these tend to get whipped out of the piano stool...placed carefully on the deceased...sorry...reclining party, and a photo opportunity is had by all. CSI style. Only missing a white chalk line drawn carefully around the corpse...sorry...relaxed person.

Uterus, ovaries and fimbria optional.